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GrnThumb_> here comes the "haha oh man this weekend i got sooooooo drunk" story
dm3> this dude was like 33
dm3> he collected cans and shit
dm3> i chilled with him for like 5 hours
galfisk> fascinating
dm3> it kicked ass man
galfisk> dm3, the vietnam war is over, man
dm3> the dude was like
dm3> just saying all this shit
dm3> and then we picked up his friends and drove around
galfisk> and you was like, listening to all his shit
dm3> no my shit
dm3> i played him spiderland
galfisk> so... youre the dude?
naph> zing
dm3> hes a black dude that listens to hiphop heh
galfisk> and you hung out with yourself?
dm3> fuck
dm3> galfisk wins
dm3> heh
galfisk> pwned
dm3> no phair
dm3> seriously though man
dm3> we drove around
dm3> for like
dm3> a long time
naph> that sure is a great story
dm3> smoking ciggerete
dm3> dude
galfisk> that story... it moved me, in ways not known to man
dm3> this story kicks ass
dm3> so shut up
naph> i said it was a great story
naph> what more do you ant
dm3> oh
dm3> ok :)
naph> ( i was being sarcastic)
dm3> you are bad at appreciating stories
naph> let's review
galfisk> you're bad at telling them
naph> you drove around for 5 hours with some dude that picked up cans
dm3> yeah thats true
naph> and then you picked up his friends
naph> did you and your homeless buddies have a crack-fueled orgy at the bus station
dm3> nope
naph> maybe next weekend, eh?
dm3> we just drove around and shit
dm3> ok maybe that was a shitty story
dm3> but iw asnt on irc!!!!
naph> haha
galfisk> quite a story
galfisk> thought about slapping it on a silver screen?
dm3> naw
dm3> the subtleties would be lost
galfisk> a book then?
dm3> got one in the works!
galfisk> oooh
dm3> dude its gunna kick ass
dm3> trust me
naph> "i drove around for 5 hours with a homeless guy"
naph> by dm3
galfisk> 'Me, Myself and The Can Collecting Dude with a Car'
dm3> he wasnt homeless
dm3> where the fukc did i say he was homless?
dm3> i went to the dudes house
naph> now i see why they mock you behind your back
dm3> he just picked up cans
naph> stories like this
dm3> dude you fucking misquoted me
naph> no that was the title of the book
naph> not a quote
dm3> oh really
dm3> but this dude wasnt homless
dm3> he just collected cans!
dm3> dude i went with him with the cans
dm3> you can make a lot of money doing that shit
galfisk> uhuh. mhm. riiiight
galfisk> anyway, going to sleep
galfisk> good night
naph> g'nite
dm3> night
dm3> ok you fuckers
dm3> what did you do this saturday
dm3> night
dm3> that beats my story
naph> hung out with my neighbor/coworker until about 8am this morning
naph> drank and smoked myself unconscious
naph> it was a good night
dm3> that doesnt beat my story
naph> in some little way, i think it does
dm3> becase everyone has done that a million times
naph> and they continue to do so
naph> because its good times
dm3> this dude was like 33
dm3> he collected cans and shit
dm3> i chilled with him for like 5 hours
galfisk> fascinating
dm3> it kicked ass man
galfisk> dm3, the vietnam war is over, man
dm3> the dude was like
dm3> just saying all this shit
dm3> and then we picked up his friends and drove around
galfisk> and you was like, listening to all his shit
dm3> no my shit
dm3> i played him spiderland
galfisk> so... youre the dude?
naph> zing
dm3> hes a black dude that listens to hiphop heh
galfisk> and you hung out with yourself?
dm3> fuck
dm3> galfisk wins
dm3> heh
galfisk> pwned
dm3> no phair
dm3> seriously though man
dm3> we drove around
dm3> for like
dm3> a long time
naph> that sure is a great story
dm3> smoking ciggerete
dm3> dude
galfisk> that story... it moved me, in ways not known to man
dm3> this story kicks ass
dm3> so shut up
naph> i said it was a great story
naph> what more do you ant
dm3> oh
dm3> ok :)
naph> ( i was being sarcastic)
dm3> you are bad at appreciating stories
naph> let's review
galfisk> you're bad at telling them
naph> you drove around for 5 hours with some dude that picked up cans
dm3> yeah thats true
naph> and then you picked up his friends
naph> did you and your homeless buddies have a crack-fueled orgy at the bus station
dm3> nope
naph> maybe next weekend, eh?
dm3> we just drove around and shit
dm3> ok maybe that was a shitty story
dm3> but iw asnt on irc!!!!
naph> haha
galfisk> quite a story
galfisk> thought about slapping it on a silver screen?
dm3> naw
dm3> the subtleties would be lost
galfisk> a book then?
dm3> got one in the works!
galfisk> oooh
dm3> dude its gunna kick ass
dm3> trust me
naph> "i drove around for 5 hours with a homeless guy"
naph> by dm3
galfisk> 'Me, Myself and The Can Collecting Dude with a Car'
dm3> he wasnt homeless
dm3> where the fukc did i say he was homless?
dm3> i went to the dudes house
naph> now i see why they mock you behind your back
dm3> he just picked up cans
naph> stories like this
dm3> dude you fucking misquoted me
naph> no that was the title of the book
naph> not a quote
dm3> oh really
dm3> but this dude wasnt homless
dm3> he just collected cans!
dm3> dude i went with him with the cans
dm3> you can make a lot of money doing that shit
galfisk> uhuh. mhm. riiiight
galfisk> anyway, going to sleep
galfisk> good night
naph> g'nite
dm3> night
dm3> ok you fuckers
dm3> what did you do this saturday
dm3> night
dm3> that beats my story
naph> hung out with my neighbor/coworker until about 8am this morning
naph> drank and smoked myself unconscious
naph> it was a good night
dm3> that doesnt beat my story
naph> in some little way, i think it does
dm3> becase everyone has done that a million times
naph> and they continue to do so
naph> because its good times
aaaaand...SCENE!
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