Death to the chimp-loving whore!

En søt sang til dere der ute.

Sean Cullen - The Chimp and The Woman

There was a woman who lived alone
nobody called her on the telephone
She went into the woods one day
found a young chimp, who had gone astray

She took that little primate home
so she would'nt have to be alone
They spent the winter together
warming their love,
despite the harshness of the winter-weather

The chimp and the woman
Living together in a house of stone
The chimp and the woman
They made this house a home

The chimp and the woman were happy there
The chimp was safe, the woman had found a friend
but the townsfolk heard of this bizarre affair
They said; How could she love a creature that is cowered with hair?!

They came with axes and torches
They burned the front and back porches
They kicked in the door,
shouting; Death to the chimp-loving whore!

But she was gone,
no-one knew where they went

Years went by and the world spun around
Then one day a strange creature walked into town
It came in from the wild
It was a half human, half chimp hybrid child

And it said;
I am the chimpy child
Aluring with a fortunate smile
If we could live in peace
then all hatred would cease
We could live with love
get the blessings from up above
If we could just hold hands
maybe then we'll understand

And the people, the people
They beat him to death with a rock

Nydelig dere!